8:13 PM - Biohazardous: HEY YOU
8:13 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Oh, hello there.
8:14 PM - Biohazardous: My hands hurt from typing so much, so I'm just going to copy and paste this.
8:14 PM - Biohazardous: ARE YOU READY FOR STUPID BULLSHIT?
8:14 PM - Biohazardous: For the past 2 hours, I've been harassing people into buying me a copy of UT3 for nothing in return. The only people left are those such as yourself, whom I rarely talk to. Therefore, the odds of me actually recieving a copy of said product are slim to none at this point, but I will continue to harass people until I have exhausted all options. Would you or would you not be interested in helping me avoid that situation by simply buying me said product regardless of how fucking annoying it is for someone to be like "HEY BUY ME A GAME" when they barely know you?
8:15 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I can't buy games off Steam, sorry sweetie.
8:15 PM - Biohazardous: It's cool.
8:16 PM - Biohazardous: Also, it's really akward being called sweetie by another man who likes to role play as an anime character.
8:16 PM - Biohazardous: Just saying.
8:18 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I think it's quite cute, just saying.
8:19 PM - Biohazardous: What? The part where you called me sweetie despite being a man?
8:19 PM - Dango Daikazoku: What happens if I'm a closet homosexual?
8:19 PM - Dango Daikazoku grinds up against you.
8:19 PM - Biohazardous: Is this the part where you essentially rape me over steam?
8:20 PM - Biohazardous: Because I don't like that part too much.
8:20 PM - Dango Daikazoku: It's the climax of our campaign, our scenario.
8:20 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You don't want to finish the story?
8:21 PM - Biohazardous: I'm afraid I'm not going to have much of a say in the matter regardless of what I say.
8:22 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Hm, this scenario's broken.
8:22 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You broke the scenario, good job.
8:22 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Game's over, go home.
8:22 PM - Biohazardous: Cool.
8:23 PM - Biohazardous: Do I win anything?
8:23 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You don't win for breaking video games.
8:23 PM - Biohazardous: This wasn't a video game, though
8:23 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Steam's a gigantic visual novel.
8:23 PM - Biohazardous: It was a chat done through what is essentially a IM client.
8:24 PM - Dango Daikazoku: It's a gigantic visual novel, you're the girl in white that I'm trying to win over, but the difficulty in selection's quite melancholy.
8:24 PM - Biohazardous: I've got some bad news for you.
8:24 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You're a girl, in white.
8:24 PM - Biohazardous: I'm a 17 year old autistic boy in minnesota.
8:25 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You're a sixteen year old Japanese girl living in Japan attending school?
8:25 PM - Biohazardous: No.
8:25 PM - Dango Daikazoku: That's what I see on Steam.
8:25 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You're all my human puppets.
8:25 PM - Biohazardous: I'm a 17 year old autistic boy with bad acne living in japan.
8:26 PM - Dango Daikazoku sighs loudly, stretching her arms into the air, looking towards the ceiling; "Gah! What a strange woman, pretending to be a male... urk!"
8:27 PM - Biohazardous: I can fucking FEEL your neckbeard through the chat, bro
8:27 PM - Dango Daikazoku: ＤＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＴＩＣＫ　ＩＴ　ＩＮ？　［ＹＥＳ］　ＮＯ
8:28 PM - Biohazardous: I don't have the japanese language pack as I am not a weaboo.
8:28 PM - Dango Daikazoku: ＳＥＬＥＣＴ．．．
8:28 PM - Biohazardous: So yeah, cool squares.
8:28 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Alright, I'll re-write it for you, woman.
8:28 PM - Dango Daikazoku: DO YOU STICK IT IN? [YES] NO
8:28 PM - Dango Daikazoku: SELECT...
8:28 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I stuck it inside you, I win, you somwhat win.
8:29 PM - Biohazardous: j
8:29 PM - Biohazardous: that's the text that was entered when I just slammed my head against my keyboard.
8:29 PM - Biohazardous: Interpret that however you wish.
8:29 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Uwaaah! St-Stop...! Sto-Stop it Daik-Daikazoku!
8:29 PM - Dango Daikazoku *thrust thrust thrust*
8:29 PM - Biohazardous: So you not only roleplay as a girl, you roleplay as a dick girl?
8:29 PM - Dango Daikazoku *pant pant pant*
8:30 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I play as an ogre school girl that managed to go to your school on holiday, I managed to win your scenario, so I got the dick power-up.
8:30 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Is that to complicated?
8:31 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Too, even.
8:31 PM - Biohazardous: Eh, it's a little strange. Also, green and ugly ogre, or what? Elaborate.
8:31 PM - Biohazardous: I'm trying to jerk off here, after all.
8:31 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I'm just egging on the puppet.
8:31 PM - Biohazardous: That's not what I was talking about, but okay.
8:32 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Puppeteer Daikazoku.
8:32 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Your games do not fool me.
8:32 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Blood for the blood god.
8:32 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Skulls for the skull throne.
8:33 PM - Biohazardous: oh god I just came all over the place
8:34 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Let the universe, drown it.
8:35 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Bring me more imperial lambs for the slaughter.
8:35 PM - Dango Daikazoku: The path to ruin, that's the way to hell.
8:35 PM - Biohazardous: dear god I'm already hard again
8:35 PM - Dango Daikazoku: You! Find me more souls to corrupt, take me to them, so I can cloud their judgements.
8:36 PM - Dango Daikazoku: C'mon my Biohazardous, let us steal their souls.
8:37 PM - Biohazardous: SUCK MY DICK
8:37 PM - Biohazardous: PLEASE
8:37 PM - Dango Daikazoku kneels down upon the floor, and begins to stroke your thighs; "I-Is this what you want...? You li-like when I do this...?
8:38 PM - Dango Daikazoku wraps her fingers around the warm LOG inside your pants; "FORCES OF CHAOS, FILL ME WITH POWEEEER!"
8:38 PM - Dango Daikazoku: BLOOOD! BLOOOOD! BLOOOOOOD!
8:39 PM - Dango Daikazoku chomps your dick off, spewing blood across the floor; "My ascension is at hand, BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOD!"
8:39 PM - Biohazardous: oh god that's hot
8:39 PM - Dango Daikazoku: I shall suck your dick, between my iron fingers!
8:40 PM - Dango Daikazoku: Your cum will paint the heavens themselves, criiiimson.
8:41 PM - Biohazardous: that's pretty cool, I guess.
8:50 PM - Dango Daikazoku *nods*

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